Any semi-normal American male is aware of how men and adolescent boys talk when not in the company of members of the opposite sex: locker rooms, pool halls, golf courses, bowling alleys, card games and saloons are such male environments. The manner in which Fat-Assed Trump talks about women would be quite appropriate in any of these masculine settings. Boys will be boys, and boys are obsessed with girls, or more specifically -- tits and ass. The wonderful world of sex is probably the most lucrative industry in the world. And yes, men do objectify women. They always have and they always will. It has something to do with hormones. That said, it is not wise to objectify women in front of women. Yes, they do it themselves, but they rarely want to hear your views on the subject of female pulchritudinous. The absurdity of a group of malformed naked men showering together while discussing women's bodies is laughable. Many's the time I've participated in these locker room hi jinx, and the irony was never lost on me.
Eventually one hopes to appreciate women as fellow human beings, and not sex objects. Some of my best friends over the years are women I've never had sex with. Life is tough for men and women. When women are young they can use their sexual powers to great advantage. Not so much when they get older. All men need if they are fat and homely, or old and decrepit, is money. The scales tip in their favor, or so I've been told.
Having a daughter is instructive. You know what pigs men are and you want to protect them. When my daughter wanted to try out for cheer leading I encouraged her to go out for a sport instead. I think the bottom line is cruelty. Kids can be cruel, and so can adults. There are very few perfectly formed human beings. If you are smart you learn to laugh at your imperfections and give back as good as you get. Still, I think it's harder for young women to handle being made fun of. Hollywood and fashion magazines, with their air-brushing, professional makeup, and freakish body-shaping have created an ugly pathology that a lot of young women have to traverse.
Beauty pageants are sordid affairs. I rarely find them entraining. I'd much rather watch a naked girl pole dancing. I confess listening to beauty pageant contestants give their views on climate change, or world peace can be hilarious. Still, you have to feel sorry for these young woman parading around like cattle at a county fair. It can't be fun, and is probably quite humiliating. So Trump bought the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant. I'm on record as stating the Miss Universe contestants are better looking than the Miss America contestants. In fact I consider myself an expert on female pulchritude. Even in my decrepitude I can still appreciate a beautiful woman. I don't know what Trumps motives were in buying the pageant. I assume it was to make money, although he might have thought it would be a great way to score for some hot pussy. One wonders? Which brings us to Monday nights debate.
As I previously stated, Hillary made Trump her very own special bitch. She waited to the very end of the debate to bring up Alicia Machado, the 1996 Miss Universe winner. Alicia, who is from Venezuela, put on fifteen pounds after winning the contest. This is not surprising given how unhealthily skinny these women are during the competition. This weight gain displeased Trump and he excoriated her for eating. He referred to her as Miss Piggy, and if that wasn't bad enough, he also started referring to her as Miss House Keeping because she was a Latina. And then, for reasons known only to Trump, he decided to publicly shame her by making her workout in front of TV cameras.
One of my ex-wives was a naked dancer in San Francisco, so I know what slime balls the men who run these strip clubs are. I heard the stories from my ex and her colleagues. But none of these strip club owners have ever run for president, at least that I know of. It's a business, and I've known several women that worked their way through college stripping. I doubt if it's any worse than getting your ass grabbed waiting tables, and it's certainly more lucrative. The last thing I mean to do is put down strippers and waitresses. They've got to be tough, and they certainly learn how to deal with men at their worst. Still, watching a pig like Trump fat-shame Alicia Machado in the internet videos floating around, is sickening. She's a remarkably beautiful women. No, she's not a mannequin like Trumps ex-hooker wife Melania, but she's infinitely more sexy than Melania. To call a woman like Alicia fat is absurd.
Now one would have thought the supposed smart people around Trump would have gone into immediate damage control after the Machado debacle. The whole purpose of their debate strategy was to appeal to the white-suburban women living around Philadelphia and Columbus Ohio who will decide this election. So what does Fat-Assed Trump do? He goes on the morning Fox News show and doubles down on how fat Alicia was. It was amazing. I don't know if you have observed the three hosts of this show. There are two men and a woman. The woman is positioned in the middle of the couch. Between spells of rapid blinking, they sit staring with lidless intensity at the one who is speaking. The broad in the middle is a woman of forty who spends countless hours before dawn trying to look 39. The two men try to look serious. They are bland; both have identical mocking, half-dead smiles. When Trump doubled down on Alicia's weight, even these three Republican pimps appeared shocked.
I have a hunch we will be seeing and hearing a lot more from Miss Alicia Machado in the days to come. I also think even some of the self-loathing women Trump supporters, especially the ones with daughters, might want to rethink their support of this gross swine.
Between the three of these vapid morons their collective IQ can't be over 100 points.